My birthday was two weeks ago (I know, I know, you probably forgot, but I’m still accepting presents, in case you’re wondering). One of the aspects I like about my birthday is that I get …

You just can’t stop my dancing feet – this is why I believe I’m a reincarnated dancing machine from the ‘80s…or ‘60s…or all of the decades. There have been times in my life when I’ve …

Last year I spent my Valentine’s Day watching slasher movies and avoiding everyone I knew who was in a relationship. This year, I’ve decided to embrace the natural progression of  Valentine’s Day stages. To add …

It’s no secret that me and grocery stores don’t get along. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go read my tales of couponing and milk-spilling (“The Rise and Fall of Coupon Queen”). I’ll …

I make questionable decisions. Growing up in the era of Facebook and other social media outlets, I’ve had a number of chances to broadcast these questionable decisions. Due to peer pressure, I created my Facebook …

I am the self-proclaimed Queen of Coupons. One might say I’m a “hoarder,” but I like to think of it more as “my room is littered with tiny sheets of paper, each one holding a …

When it came time for college, I thought I had it all figured out (who doesn’t?). In terms of being a “girl,” I thought I had the basics down. I’m not a “girly girl” in …

Amy Schumer thinks she’s a trainwreck? She hasn’t met me (yet). Schumer, for one, has plenty of money to take the train (or even a limo or something like that). I, being a poor college …