Gemini, there’s not enough time to know everything.
Gemini, there’s not enough time to know everything.
Libra: Sept. 23 to Oct. 23
Bubbling yourself against the world will provide only momentary contentment. Ignorance will be your downfall.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 to Nov. 21
At times, small concessions must be made for you to maintain your hold on the bigger picture. If you’re not careful, stubbornness can extinguish your dreams.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Let the small things in life bring you the most excitement. If you wait around for a momentous event, you’ll have forgotten the breathlessness of elation.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
A steady hand is nothing without accurate aim. Concentrate. Direct your focus to precisely-defined objectives or you’ll begin to crumble.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Speak of the truth, no matter how ugly. A life shrouded in lies is one lived alone, and balanced on a dangerous precipice of disinformation.
Pisces: Feb. 19 to March 20
Enjoy the uncertainty of life, knowing each second will be delightfully different. Trust the future awaits you with open arms, not conniving terror.
Aries: March 21 to April 19
A rough sketch is needed before the final ink. Allow time and mistakes to sculpt you. Perfection is seldom born.
Taurus: April 20 to May 20
Cruelty and kindness are two sides of the same coin — but don’t allow a toss of chance to determine your action.
Gemini: May 21 to June 21
There’s not enough time to know everything, so don’t try to. Let others soothe your curiosity with their knowledge. We each have our specialties.
Cancer: June 22 to July 22
Don’t let the cacophony of a crowd’s chatter drown you out. At the very least, hold onto your thoughts, lest they slip away in the river of noise.
Leo: July 23 to Aug. 22
Your life isn’t determined by its hours nor its seconds. Don’t let a brief encounter ruin your day — too often does the bad engulf the good.
Virgo: Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Revel in the beauty of others — in their unpredictability and in the ways they surprise you. You can’t assume control of the people in your life.
Catherine Meyer is a third-year student majoring in history. She works as the Managing Editor and Horoscope Editor for The Phoenix. She enjoys writing humorous essays and feature articles about the people of Rogers Park. When asked what the weekly horoscopes will be, she’ll answer, “Pick up an issue of The Phoenix on Wednesday and see.”
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