Keep your head above the waves, Sagittarius.
Keep your head above the waves, Sagittarius.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 to Nov. 21
Don’t look to your side. Nothing awaits you there. Instead, watch the sun climb over the horizon. Your path is laid before you.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Keep your head above the waves, despite the spray of saltwater drowning out your cries. Persevere and you’ll soon reach land.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Cover all your bases. Meticulous note-keeping will be your saving grace. Too often do important details slip through the cracks.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Keep your palate open to new tastes. A restricted diet will break down your strength, wasting away your spirit.
Pisces: Feb. 19 to March 20
Keep your gait airy, your footsteps light. Step too hard and you’ll sink into the mud, trapped between the teeth of Mother Nature.
Aries: March 21 to April 19
What you seek is just around the bend, but keep yourself steady as you follow the curve — don’t scrape your knees in your haste.
Taurus: April 20 to May 20
Rest your weary eyes. Kick up your tired feet. Breaks are seldom unnecessary. Treat yourself with extra kindness this week.
Gemini: May 21 to June 21
Tap your feet in a steady rhythm. Find your groove and you’ll be less likely to stumble. The world is your stage.
Cancer: June 22 to July 22
Sweeten your coffee and treat yourself to dessert. The world need not always be so bitter and bleak.
Leo: July 23 to Aug. 22
Sharpen your teeth and dull your claws. Your words are your greatest weapon — biting and fierce.
Virgo: Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Shorten your sentences. Break speeches into remarks. You’ll soon lose your breath if your words continue to tumble.
Libra: Sept. 23 to Oct. 23
Your hard-fought ambitions will soon come to fruition. Keep watch of the growing willow tree — you’ll soon be able to enjoy its shade.
Catherine Meyer is a third-year student majoring in history. She works as the Managing Editor and Horoscope Editor for The Phoenix. She enjoys writing humorous essays and feature articles about the people of Rogers Park. When asked what the weekly horoscopes will be, she’ll answer, “Pick up an issue of The Phoenix on Wednesday and see.”
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