Horoscope: April 9

Whispers are deceiving, Taurus.

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Aries: March 21 to April 19

Though perhaps tending toward solitude, push into the social scene. Chat, laugh and dance. Life is seldom a lonely trek. 

Taurus: April 20 to May 20

Whispers are deceiving. Vowels meld together, and the clicking of consonants is hard to decipher. Don’t trust messages delivered in darkness. 

Gemini: May 21 to June 21

Rather than attempting to salvage that which has already been torn and tattered, start anew. There’s no shame in trying again.

Cancer: June 22 to July 22

Change may feel like loss, but don’t forget everything you’re simultaneously gaining. To move forward, you must leave your shadow behind you.

Leo: July 23 to Aug. 22

Unnecessary worries will gnaw at you, eating you down to the bone. Don’t concern yourself with that which has yet to happen. 

Virgo: Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Keep swimming against the tide and your arms will soon grow heavy with exhaustion. Take a rest against the riverbank for a while. 

Libra: Sept. 23 to Oct. 23

The world is wider than what you simply see before you. Don’t discount the opportunities you have yet to encounter. 

Scorpio: Oct. 24 to Nov. 21

Don’t be afraid to express vulnerability. You have a support system around you. There’s no need to push yourself with unnecessary boasts of strength.

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

There may come times when you have to shoulder work alone, carrying another’s weight. Don’t let this become a habit. Heave expectations on others. 

Capricorn: Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

In the desperate crawl toward success, you forget how far you’ve already come. Pause and let the dust you’ve kicked up behind you settle. Admire your journey.

Aquarius: Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Passivity will steep your brain in dull lethargy. Move — run, walk or even amble. In all cases, be active.

Pisces: Feb. 19 to March 20

Keep stirring the pot and it’ll soon overflow, burning your hand with blistering sores. Know when to pull back from conflict.

  • Catherine Meyer is a third-year student majoring in history. She works as the Managing Editor and Horoscope Editor for The Phoenix. She enjoys writing humorous essays and feature articles about the people of Rogers Park. A proud Michigander, Meyer likes petting stray cats and swimming in Lake Michigan — no matter the temperature.

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