Not Everything Needs to be Beige: The Case for Tacky Christmas 

In the pursuit of minimalism, Christmas has nearly lost its glorious chaos. The holiday was never designed to be “tasteful” — it’s meant to be loud, joyful and completely human.

Fun Christmas decorations hang from the ceiling. (Presley Berry | The Phoenix)
Fun Christmas decorations hang from the ceiling. (Presley Berry | The Phoenix)

Each December, Christmas appears a little more restrained. Social media feeds overflow with minimalist wreaths, muted ornaments and homes dressed in beige. The sensory explosion once synonymous with the holiday has faded into a curated calm. For many, the result feels elegant, but for others, it seems empty. 

Historically, Christmas was anything but subtle. The Victorians filled parlors with garlands and roaring music, and the mid-century suburbs of the 1950s glowed with technicolor lights visible for miles. 

The story of Christmas decorations in America traces a lineage of increasing extravagance as homes competed not just to celebrate but to show off. In earlier eras, decorations consisted of apples, nuts, paper roses and ribbons — brash in their own way, but expressive and communal.

The shift toward minimalism reveals a wavering cultural impulse. 

So-called order has replaced exuberance, and curation has replaced fun-loving chaos. Holidays increasingly filter through social media aesthetics where every corner must appear intentional, where every color coordination signals control

The modern stance of tasteful Christmas decor emphasizes uniformity and quiet sophistication, but it often lacks the shiny DIY energy many associate with the holiday’s true spirit.  

This isn’t to mention the somewhat classist undertones of perfectionist Christmas. 

With the millennial beige wave comes an air of luxury and elegance. Articles praising certain celebrities for their classiness when it comes to decorating seem degrading to their underclasses, and when degradation seeps into the holidays, all fun is lost. The spirit of Christmas should spread joy and gratitude rather than spark arguments of elegance and grandeur. 

Sociologists note shared celebrations lean on imperfection. The chipped ornaments, mismatched garlands and unrestrained laughter of family gatherings create intimacy. The tackiness of Christmas — inflatable snowmen, blinking yard-lights and novelty sweaters — operates a language of affection. 

A return to color and unapologetic festivity isn’t a rejection of good taste but a reclamation of sincerity. 

The beauty of Christmas has always resided in its refusal to behave — its willingness to be both special and silly. A home lit with 50,000 lights is an invitation to participate in the holiday cheer. One ear-splitting carol on repeat, a glittering tinsel-storm and an ugly sweater party all invite community.

Supporters of minimalist Christmas traditions argue simplicity offers peace in an overstimulated world. 

The clean lines, muted palettes and uncluttered spaces provide a sense of calm amid constant sensory overload. Psychologists have found excessive visual stimuli can heighten stress while minimal environments promote focus and emotional ease. In this view, restraint becomes its own kind of celebration, a reminder comfort can exist without chaos. 

Yet minimalism’s comfort often depends on the privilege and control the season was meant to suspend. 

Christmas has always been a communal celebration of imperfection, a brief rejection of restraint. The noise, color and fun vulgarity serve a social purpose. They pull people out of isolation and into shared joy. A tidy Christmas may soothe the mind, but a tacky one feeds the soul.

To make Christmas tacky again is to make it honest. 

In the glow of exorbitant lights, surrounded by mismatched ornaments, the holiday feels, once again, like something meant for people, not photos. 
Christmas deserves to shine because in the glitter, noise and chaos, the season remembers its heart — and reminds Christmasphiles to be human enough to sparkle too.

Tags

Get the Loyola Phoenix newsletter straight to your inbox!

Maroon-Phoenix-logo-3

SPONSORED

Latest