The dark shroud of night does little to hide your face, Capricorn.
The dark shroud of night does little to hide your face, Capricorn.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 to Nov. 21
Jack-o’-lanterns will rot — their faces will distort, chewed-through and moldy. Change is inevitable, and it won’t always be good.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Mercury will soon enter under Sagittarius. It calls for you, deceitfully gentle. Its promises of joy worm into your ears. Don’t answer it — its teeth glint white in the moonlight.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
The dark shroud of the night does little to hide your face. Seek the furthest corners to hide. Hold your hand to your mouth — it can hear your breathing.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Darkness will swallow you whole if you let it. Hold a lantern in a steady grip. The light will be your protection.
Pisces: Feb. 19 to March 20
Tread carefully through the serene silence of the cemetery. The undead don’t take kindly to noise.
Aries: March 21 to April 19
The breeze against your skin offers an air of caution. Raise your hackles and keep your wits about you. Something’s breathing down your neck.
Taurus: April 20 to May 20
Don’t trust the unassuming. It’s the innocent who hide the greatest wickedness. Everything isn’t what it seems at first glance.
Gemini: May 21 to June 21
Be wary of the spider above your head. It’s weaving a web, slowly leering closer. Make haste or you’ll get caught.
Cancer: June 22 to July 22
Warnings are seldom unnecessary. Avoid engaging in risky behavior lest you lose your head in the process.
Leo: July 23 to Aug. 22
The cunning beauty of disguises will try to beguile you — don’t let it. Remind yourself of the truth shadowed beneath the costume.
Virgo: Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Still feet make for easy prey. Watch your step as you clamber onto your mattress, and tuck yourself tightly under the covers. The monster under your bed needs only a moment to strike.
Libra: Sept. 23 to Oct. 23
The gaping faces outside your window will try to catch your eye. Don’t look at them. Eye contact will propose a challenge, and their claws are sharp.
Catherine Meyer is a third-year student majoring in history. She works as the Managing Editor and Horoscope Editor for The Phoenix. She enjoys writing humorous essays and feature articles about the people of Rogers Park. When asked what the weekly horoscopes will be, she’ll answer, “Pick up an issue of The Phoenix on Wednesday and see.”
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