Ashlar responds to a satirical interview written about him last week.
Ashlar responds to a satirical interview written about him last week.
Dear kind editors,
My tail can’t stop wagging! Thank you so much for the nice attention in your featured interview of me in this week’s issue of the Phoenix. I just want to set the record straight on a couple of things. First, I think your characterizing my feelings toward my predecessor Santos as aggressive misread my true feelings. By all accounts, Santos is a very good boy who just didn’t make for a very good therapy dog. My take: he’s too hyper. I will admit, though, that I’m just not that into him. I also wanted to stress that I am very apolitical and that I love getting pets from people across the political spectrum—I do not discriminate!
Your faithful therapy dog,
Ashlar
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